HER FLOWERY CHARM MIGHT FOOL YOU, BUT she’s ONE BAD SEED.

Petunia showed up in the Offal Kingdom, then decided to take it over when people wouldn’t listen to her. Now, they’re forced to obey because of those hypno-thorns she shoots. Petunia’s leading an army of mercenaries and those she’s brainwashed along the way to spread her influence from one kingdom to the next. Honestly, we don’t believe she’s even a flower. We think she’s a weed.

(Just don’t tell her we said that!)